andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

(via ruinedchildhood)

"Lets make Magic."

(Source: like-a-song-you-enchanted-me, via bnaz)

(Source: thetalkingguineapig, via bnaz)

pr1nceshawn:

Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting.

(via lulz-time)

"Sometimes it feels good to take the long way home."

— Carol Rifka Brunt, Tell the Wolves I’m Home (via splitterherzen)

(via mostlyhi)

leguy94:

Let me hold your hand while I eat you out.

(via thelesbianguide)

lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

(via theaadventureye)

brunette-nymphette:

This is the best episode ever

(Source: thingsilearnedfromsatc, via edoublegnigga)

mommy:

I’m not in the mood for anything but a nap tbh.

(via ruinedchildhood)

queenmyr:

Reblog this if you’re in the mood for sexy time. 

(via whiterosethorns)

  • straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple: *holds hands in public*
  • straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

The Parent Trap (1998)

(Source: subwaytoken, via agoldenhawk)

angrynerdyblogger:

I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me so it’s a choice between boiling to death or being completely vulnerable to monsters

(via castlefreak005)

britty-boob:

magicmumu:

infinitefandoms:

strangerinsidethetardis:

fairgroundsoldier:

i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey

#we all read better fanfiction

#we all WRITE better fanfiction

#And we all can tell the difference between BDSM and nonconsensual abuse (swanqueenistruelove)

Word. Fuck that book

(Source: hannibalitus, via opalglow)